Will Wallace the Mad King be a fair and just ruler? Or will he hop jarringly from one decree to the other? How will he ensure hay quotas are met?
These are the questions Wallace the rabbit’s owner should have asked before handing over the keys to the seven kingdoms.
Alas, the mad king now sits atop the
Iron Carrot Throne, holding tight to power. We think “Game of Thrones” author George RR Martin would be proud.
King Geoffrey is dead.
All hail Wallace the Mad King!
A note for the new king, who should keep an eye on his waistline: per the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, carrots are high in sugar and should only be fed to rabbits in small amounts as an occasional treat.
Source: Huff Post